finals

finals suck. yes they do. bane of my life. i compare them to poo. i cant wait till they exist no more for me. when that day comes, finally i'll be free

gay assed poem, but my brain comes up with retarded shit so sue me

anywayz. i just wanna finish school. i love learning, but fuck i wanna get on with my life. i have sooooo looooong to goooo before im done. fuckin 2 solid years left at 5 courses per sem, and 3 in the summer. sooo long. gaaahhhhhh. its fun to see how the courses progress. i like getting smarter of course, but goddamn, i want it to end.

i complain alot but i really do love this shit, its just really alot of work and im a lazy bastard. it takes alot to suck iot up and turn off the episodes and get crackin down to the books.

been spendin alot of time with mel lately. she is fun to watch star trek with. we are soo hooked. shes also very understanding of my oblivion addiction. fuck its so hard to turn all this shit off and study. baaahhh.

44 hrs till enterprise season 2 is done. fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck

so anytime my people wanna beam me back up to our ship im ready. get me out of this boring life and give me something FUN and give me a fucking adventure or 2. yea sure, living for science and math is fun. i fuckin love engineering. i love getting smarter and using my brain. i fuckin love people being all like 'omg ur in engineering that so cool your so smart omfgbbqwtf'. but i want adventure in my life. and its nowhere in sight.

Top 10 Things to know when dating a Software Engineer

As most of you know, I am a Software Engineering major. I compiled(no pun intended) a wee list of things that every woman should know and prepare for if she is to date a Software Engineer or Computer Scientist.

10) Our PC/Laptop is our domain. We have precious code and algorithms stored here Which took countless hours and many coffeinated drinks to create. Touch and he will complain until you get off.

9) Code is inevitable. Whether he is showing you his latest algorithm, or demonstrating his latest mathematical proof(induction, strong induction, recursive definition, contrapositive, direct, whatever logic crap hes doin at the time in class), just smile and nod, and play to his ego. If you make it appear that what he did is easy, he will show you more and more until he is satisfied that you are lost.

8) Code time is code time. Do not try to pry him away. There are only 2 things that will pry a man away from his code. . . food and sex. If you are not willing to cook or put out, resistance is futile. . . if < 1 ohm...sorry...bad joke.

7) If you play video games or code C, he will marry you. It doesn't matter if you have buckteeth or are a slob...you are 1337 so you are worthy...Well, you have to put out too.

6) His goal in life is to be 1337. Do not ask questions, this is just how it is

5) Your bfs C will be better than his english. Prepare for this. If he ever speaks in code, it is ok to smack him, tho.

4) Prepare for alot of money to be spent upgrading the multiple computers.

3) Do not buy him clothes for xmas or his bday. He will not wear anything besides his geeky shirts and his college sweater. Polos are not an option, unless it has a picture of tux on it. Then that is a 1337 gift.

2) Sex is a good stress reliever. When he looks stressed, give him some. Mostly for reason #1 which is . . .

1) Geeks make the best lovers. While other guys think about sports all day, all a geek ever thinks about is sex. He will shag you 3 shades from grey and you will wonder what hit you. Ask any woman whose done a geek.

That's it.

I hope this inspires you to do a geek.

This semester of doom

This semester I have some really heavy duty classes. advanced cal is blowing my mind with the sheer uglyness of the shit we are doing. i get it, for the most part, but holy fuckin hell man...one day you should look up differential equations if you havnt already. interesting stuff :S

I am sick. Whoever gave it to me should kiss my ass.

I don;t want to do any workkkkk. gaaahhhhh. i wanna sit here and watch movies and sleep. thats it

anyone wanna join? I got rid of comments as apparently they are a bad idea. prolly tru. now ill just have to do without louis' random posts on japanese people kneading their peckers. hahahaha

i have a quote for u guys...ahem

"Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and
saying "booya"."

Now that I am back

I guess I may as well start blogging again.

Today I did alot of hw. comp249 and phys. thats all. downloaded the oc last night. it owned.

i want bleach dammit!

ill post pics from cutc later. im too bored. i got a good one of lindas boobs for u, louis. no, i didnt take the pic.

http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/

CUTC

Awhile absent have i been, has not yoda forgotten about you, bloggy.

This weekend I took off for richmond hill for the canadian undergraduate technology conference. Wow, what a showboat of commercial power and waterloos unending ego.

I will start off by pointing out the obvious; waterloo students are the cockiest, most immature students i have ever seen. It is like witnessing spoiled fucking brats congregate and celebrate their greatness. I would have no problem with that if waterloo produced super amazingly skilled students. The only problem is, I completed a fucking UW 6th sem discrete assignment within 15 minutes. Oh my fucking god. If you are going to act like hot shit and chant in a fucking conference 'water water water, loo loo loo" have a reason to act cocky. I see no reason why waterloo students act like they are the bomb. in my opinion, they are seriously the suck..

I am bitter, but only because Ive had UW shoved down my throat for a few days. fucking god damn.

Besides that, this has been an awesome experience. I heard mike shaver from mozilla speak, fucking amazing dude. helarious. attended seminars from microsoft, which of course, a soen student asked how much tiger is making off of microsoft stealing their OS, RIM, ATI, apple, some profs from various unis, got some free shit. fuckin amazing time with my skruddies. Guillaume, skrud, eric and i came down. met up with linda.

so yea, drinking was a sloppy time this week, same with sleeping arangements LOL. im done

blaaahhh

Muthafuckaz, what?

It has been a long fucking time, but here I is, whores of doom

my second semester of university is over. WOOOOOo. My exams went pretty well and i am looking forward to next sem

this sem i have advanced calculus, discrete 2, programming methadology, mechanics physics, and digital systems design. I am psyched like chris in line at a fag bar. i couldnt hellp myself. teeheehee

i am so restless now that I have nothing to do. I think I will read my data abstraction and problem solving in C++ book. mmmmm code of doom

Midterm hump almost over

Well, my last midterm is tomorrow at 115

that will make 6 motherfucking midterms in one sem
marks are as follows; 92,90,70,65 so far that ive got back. Yea, quite the point spread, but id like to see you do better in fucking discrete math!!!! it is the raper of all asses. you know its a raper when you csan say "what? prove a congruent b mod m implies gcd(a,m)=gcd(bm)? thats a fucking joke. gimme a real proof u fucking n00b"

so im officially even geekier than ever before. ive fallen in love with number theory even tho i cant remember how to prove like anything lol. i just hope i dont fail this midterm........

on another note...now that mids r over that doesnt mean shit. i have an ass due in comp soft on tues, stats on wed, and discrete on thurs of next week. its never fuckin ends. oh, and micro the next week. then its finals time!! finally time to sleep!!!!!

mmmm spicy prosciutto of doom. i am so getting drunk tomorrow !